The Visqaser Report; Hatchling Counts On The Rise

Greetings everyone in the Milky Way,

I’m  J.A. Ireland. It’s good to talk with you again. A lot is happening in our bustling, desert city.

The Mesnuk Stadium Downtown in Kinkorx

The Mesnuk Stadium Downtown in Kinkorx – Home of The Kinkorx Horned Hares

The Kinkorx Horned Hares are on a winning streak as we advance in, “It’s the Rallies.” How far they’ll go is anyone’s guess; the owner, Jeqrix Grexenn is optimistic.  The Guytic City Tobaccos don’t seem as strong this season—much to the owner, Xuro Qashlet’s regret; I’m sure. Could another Sesla Mesnuk Championship be in our future? We can dream.

Recently I’ve read several interesting articles from the wet lands praising Qashlet Lab—to owner Xuro Qashlet’s credit; this is quite a change. Qashlet Lab and Dr. Rewqust are under close scrutiny for their illegal and unethical work. I’ve looked into the news and my latest column in The Visqaser Report is concerning the new trend. I thought you would  find it interesting; here’s my article.

Hatchling Counts On The Rise: By Science Writer; J.A. Ireland

Sesla is a small but beautiful planet within the Croster Slux Solar System—within the Whirlpool Galaxy. Her ancient, yet majestic desert, is full of magnificent plants and animals. Her wet lands are filled with waterways; teaming with life of all kinds.

The Mysterious Sesla Sea – Home of the Doxer

The Mysterious Sesla Sea – Home of the Doxer

The magical seas are home to a variety of marine life including the evolution mastering doxer. Scientists believe the doxer has been the dominate predator of the seas since Sesla was formed many millions of years ago. Today, the venomous creature, and culinary delight, remains unchallenged in the mystical seas. Perhaps the only things keeping this fierce hunter in check is, its low reproductive cycle, along with the few that are taken by anglers. Caught doxers are mostly sold to fish markets, then to eating establishments.

It is widely believed by the scientific community that all Sesleans, or Coteries as many of us choose to refer to ourselves, are evolved from the doxer. Our partial dorsal fin, along with Doxer Fever, is perhaps the strongest evidence that corroborates the scientific theory.

Since doxers are plagued with low hatchling counts, and we are theoretically evolved from the doxer, it is a reasonable conclusion that our low hatchling plight is due to our evolutionary genetics; let’s assume.

The Secret Room In Qashlet Lab

The Secret Room In Qashlet Lab

If our reproductive system is genetically disposed to this condition, in this way, we are all indebted to Xuro Qashlet, the billionaire owner of Qashlet Laboratories Facility. Under the direction of Dr. Myro Rewqust, his chief scientist, through genetic engineering, the scientists are overcoming this obstacle to our low rate of reproduction.

Inside Qashlet Lab

Inside Qashlet Lab

According to recent articles in the daily newspapers, The Wet Lands News, The Kvyutt Travelers News, as well as the Kinkorx Desert News, Qashlet Lab scientists are making encouraging strides in the battle to overcome this reproductive hurtle. Families with one offspring are prevalent on Sesla today and according to statistics, have always been.

If the progress continues at Qashlet lab in the wet lands, it is conceivable that families with several children could become commonplace in time; this seems to be a dream of many.

It is encouraging to read articles praising the work of Dr. Rewqust and Qashlet lab. Their reputation for unscrupulous and unethical work is well deserved. Let’s hope their research has taken a turn for the good of Sesleans, and not directed solely at financial profit.

By Science Writer; J.A. Ireland

What do you think? Quite a change—am I right? We’re used to hearing some very scary stories coming out of that creepy lab. Maybe Xuro Qashlet has taken a turn for the better? We can only hope.

I know many families that desire more offspring but have been unsuccessful at achieving their goals. Perhaps soon, that will change.

Until we talk again.

May good fortune guide your path,

J.A. Ireland

Transport to J. A. Ireland’s Author Blog at: https://jairelandsesla.wordpress.com/

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